LLV Paris Normandy River Cruise – Facts at a Glance
64 Cabins
- Paris – Vernon – Caudebec (Normandy) – Rouen – Conflans – Paris
- Couples Only, Full Ship Charter
- This cruise is good fit for: Newbies, Open Minded Adventurous Couples, Swingers
- Average age 45-65
- Click ‘Book Now’ For Pricing
Paris Normandy River Cruise – Itinerary
Highlights & Included Tours
Daily choice of included excursions make this a great value.
- Day 1: Welcome Aboard Party
- Day 2 Vernon–Les Andelys:
Excursions – Giverny, Bizy Castle, Guided hike in Les Andelys
On- board: crêpe tasting - Day 3 Caudebec:
Excursion along the “Normandy Abbeys Route” - Day 4 Caudebec:
Full-day excursions to Normandy landing beaches or
“A Taste of Normandy” excursion - Day 5 Rouen:
Guided sightseeing; the Astronomical Clock and cathedral or
Bike tour - Day 6 Conflans:
Excursions to Auvers-sur-Oise or
Napoleon and Josephine’s Château de Malmaison - Day 7 Paris:
Guided sightseeing or
Historic sights on “Heart of Paris” walking tour - Day 8 Paris (Disembarkation):Your cruise ends this morning
LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – Accommodations & Dining Information
Our ship for the Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise is the Avalon Tapestry II.
This ship features two full decks of Panorama Suites with Wall-to-Wall Panoramic Windows that transform the living space into a unique Open-Air Balcony.
With 200 square feet, Panorama Suites are more than 30% larger than the industry standard.
On-board amenities and services include complimentary free Wi-Fi, a spacious Sky Deck with shade system, whirlpool and the delightful Sky Bistro for al-fresco lunches of light grill fare.
LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – Ship & Stateroom Details
Panorama Suite – 200 SQ. FT.
Deluxe Stateroom – 172 SQ. FT
LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – Cuisine
Dining
- Complimentary sparkling wine with breakfast; wine, beer, or soft drinks with every lunch and dinner
- Daily full buffet breakfast with made-to-order egg station, hot and cold menu items
- Daily lunch buffet with pasta or carving stations
- Alternative light lunch at Sky Grill on the Sky Deck (weather permitting)
- Daily Afternoon Tea featuring tea, coffee, sweet treats & sandwiches
- Daily four-course a la carte dinner in the Panorama Dining Room
- Enjoy a tasting menu with a view in the Panorama Bistro
- Captain’s welcome & farewell receptions and dinners with sparkling wine and canapés
- Panorama Lounge featuring premium spirits and Avalon specialty cocktails, along with local entertainment special guests
- Cocktails available on the Sky Deck
LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – Ship Ammenities
- Sky Deck with premium lounge chairs, whirlpool, shade awnings, & outdoor deck game area
- State-of-the-art fitness center
- English-speaking friendly crew, staff & professional Cruise Director
- Sky Deck Whirlpool
- Complimentary Wi-Fi
- Onboard Adventure Center with active gear, bikes, Nordic walking sticks, watercraft & maps
- Choice of Classic, Active or Discovery excursions so that you can experience your cruise your way
- Complimentary bottled water, fresh fruit, and cookies available throughout the day
LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – What’s Included
All Drinks are included!
Throughout the Ship:
- Complimentary Wi-Fi
- Panoramic windows
- Elegant, contemporary design & decor
- Friendly, English-speaking crew & Cruise Director
- Sky Deck with whirlpool, shade awnings, game area and premium lounges
- Covered Observation Lounge
Suites & Staterooms:
- Egyptian super-combed cotton linens
- Bathrobes & slippers
- Premium L’Occitane bath products
- Large bathroom featuring shower with glass door
- Flatscreen satellite TV with free movie channels
- Individual climate control and in-room safe
- USB Ports
- Complimentary bottled water daily
Health & Fitness:
- Bikes
- Fitness and wellness activities
- Fitbits
Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise Payment Schedule
*If you are making your reservation after the dates below, more than the deposit amount may be necessary to hold your reservation
- Deposit – Due at time of booking
- July 25, 2020 – 1st Balance Payment
- October 25, 2020 – 2nd Balance Payment
- January 25, 2021 – Final Balance Payment
Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise Cancellation Policy/Fees
Cancellations must be in writing by e-mailing the cancellation request to Lynn@theswingercruise.com
CANCELLATION POLICY:
- On or before Aug 3, 2020: Refund minus $125 per person
- Between Aug 4, 2020 – Nov 3, 2020: Refund minus $250 per person
- Between Nov 4, 2020 – Feb 3, 2021: Refund minus $500 per person
- Feb 4, 2021 and after – No Refund
LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – Additional Fees
– taxes/port charges & fees:
Window Staterooms & Panorama Suites – $450 per person
Royal Suites – $480 per person
Consider Travel Insurance for your Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – Here’s Why
Yikes, travel insurance is not a fun topic but a lot of you have asked…
This is what happens if you are paid, packed and ready to go… and there is a problem. We strongly recommend purchasing travel insurance for your upcoming trip. There are hundreds of circumstances that could cause you to cancel your trip, return home early or force you to seek emergency medical treatment while travelling. Travel insurance offers coverage for these unforeseen problems. You even have the option where you can cancel for any reason.
The biggest 2 reasons people take insurance are:
- Trip Cancellation
- Medical Expenses or Medical Evacuation
Full Ship charters are better than regular cruises in many ways, however, the penalties and potential for a loss if you have to cancel is higher. Shortly after final payment, most full ship charter cruises become non-refundable. That means if you have to cancel your trip not only do you have that disappointment of a cancelled vacation, but I have to tell you that you don’t get your money back.
Our most popular insurance is ‘World Wide Trip Protector’ and provides full coverage when purchased up to 21 days after your vacation purchase.
The best value just to make sure you have coverage is ‘Trip Protector Lite Expanded.’
We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance
Note: this link opens a window for Travel Insured – if you have questions pleases phone our office for assistance.
Please consider purchasing Travel Insurance
Since everyone pretty much likes me right now and I’d like it to stay that way, please consider purchasing travel insurance. Or at least don’t say I didn’t warn you if there is a problem.
Other coverages that take the worry out of travel:
- Trip Interruption – Return air only
- Trip Delay & Missed Connection coverage
- Baggage Loss or Delay
- Cancel for Work Reasons Options available on select policies
LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – FAQ
- Is this cruise all-inclusive? Yes!
- Is there a playroom on the Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise? Yes
- Is sex permitted onboard in public areas? No, only in playroom or your cabin!
- Is this cruise clothing optional? No.
- Is topless allowed? Yes! there is a topless-optional sundeck.
- Are Singles Allowed? No, this River Cruise will be couples only.
LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise – Theme Nights
LLV is famous for sexy theme parties. The theme parties on this cruise are designed to help you step into expressing your inner desires.
Let go, immerse yourself in the fantasy of it. Guests who dress in theme report more social interaction and more fun.
You can go all out on a costume or simply echo the theme with an accessory. Not in the mood? No problem it’s all about doing your own thing with your partner and having a wonderful time.
Wonder if Theme Nights are worth it? Read our Theme Night FAQ Page to see why we think so – [Click Here]
**Themes for this trip have not been announced. Check back as our sailing date gets closer for this information**
Why Book the LLV Paris Normandy River Cruise?
Cruising along the Seine with stops to see historic Normandy, Monet’s Giverny Gardens, Joan d’Arc’s hometown, Napoleon & Josephine’s Chateau and, of course, all the unbelievable treasures of Paris.
This cruise is Ultra All Inclusive! That means you won’t pay extra for drinks and many tours are also included. During this particular charter you will enjoy nightly theme parties, topless sunbathing on the top deck near the whirlpool and a playroom aft on deck 3.
What Past Guests Have to Say…
We always take advantage of the locally farmed and culturally inspired offerings.
Being on a luxury cruise with a small select tribe of amazing people taking a voyage through some of the most historic and beautiful locations… Just, wow!
Why You Should book with TSC
- TheSwingerCruise.com is the only agency with ALL the cruises.
- TSC Expert Agents provide first hand experience. We have sailed on over 23 Swinger Cruises and will help you find the one that perfectly fits your style.
- Our Signature ‘Get Ready’ program provides all the information you need before you board the ship so you can get the most out of your vacation.
- We create VIP Pre-Crusie authentic emersion events. Board the ship with a whole group of new friends.
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LLV Paris Normandy Swinger Cruise
August 3 – 10, 2021
See the beauty of France on this Luxury Swinger Cruise on the Seine River
Join 64 couples from all over the world.
Explore landscapes that seem right out of a fairytale book, spotted with windmills, castles, history and vineyards.
Manifest exciting and erotic connections and explore the possibilities with your partner.
See You Onboard!
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