Temptation Cruise Review: The Laughter & Entertainment
I found myself with a perma-grin on my face. I was continually entertained by Temptation Cruise. It was lighthearted and easy-breezy. The entertainment was fantastic. Sexy, sensual, comical – they hit all the notes I enjoy.
Who’s ready to get this shit show started?
That was the rally cry of legendary Temptation Resort MC Chinos. His games revved the crowd up to a roar of laughter. He had people gyrating with balloons in simulated sex game and those who showed the most skin seemed to be the ones to win! Of course what they were winning was commemorative t-shirts and hats. But hey, they were collector items after all because Chinos and the whole staff offered to autograph them!
Temptation Cruise Review: The Laughter & Comedians
Temptation Cruise had a great comedy line up. They featured two headline comedians: Rob Little & Traci Kanaan, The Dominatrix of Ditties.
Rob is one of the one of the very best stand-up comedians in the USA. He was named Maxim Magazine’s “Real Man of Comedy” and Last Comic Standing on NBC named him, “The Happiest Comic in America” – but onboard the temptation cruise he was the man making everyone roar with laughter. His opening show kicked the vibe off on the right foot and well
His comedy played to the crowd perfectly and he even got a number of sexy guest photos included in his act.
The Dominatrix of Ditties was making guests smile and roar with laughter on the Temptation Cruise. Traci’s special flavor of musical comedy “whipped” up the crowd as she shared her personal stories about the swinging and BDSM lifestyle. Her comedy spans 10 years of stories through the lifestyle from that of a monogamous wife of 14 years, nudist, swinger, BDSMer, open marriage, divorcee, unicorn, and now as a newbie all over again with Boyfriend Doug…and she did all of this while not so successfully hiding her “secret” life from family friends.
Temptation Cruisers were wowed by the Best in Lifestyle Entertainment. Here Jen Porter, Rob Little & the Dominatrix of Ditties, Traci Kanaan – Shared there version of ‘Lifestyle Lovin” (Had me a blast! Lifestyle Lovin; got me some ass!)
Temptation Cruise Review: The Laughter & Moments that Make You Smile
There was all sorts of fantastic entertainment onboard, but like all cruises, you just can’t do it all. Even if you skip sleep – you honestly cannot do it all.
My week was full of magnificent moments that truly made me smile.
One early evening I was heading to meet up with new friends for a posh dinner in the fabulous Giovanni’s Table restaurant. On my way I walked through the Schooner Bar and there I found Jen Porter. She was belting out a fantastic rendition of something Simon & Garfunkel wearing nothing but rope bondage!
Halfway down the hall my brain went ‘Wait, What?’
I shook my head and thought wow! There are fantastic things happening at every turn around this ship. All I need to enjoy this more is a time machine to slow things down so I can take it all in. I smiled, joined my friends and giggled to myself. I’m so lucky to be such fascinating environments.
Speaking of not being able to do it all – I hear fantastic reviews on sensual aerial act by Les Farfadias & Co. Called “AriOtic” unfortunately I was, um , errr, well <blush> someplace else other in the theater during both of their shows.
Curious to know more about the Inaugural Temptation Cruise?
This Temptation Cruise Review is in 4 sections:
- Temptation Cruise Review: The Guests
- Temptation Cruise Review: The Laughter & Entertainment
- Temptation Cruise Review: The Sexy Vibe
- Temptation Cruise Review: The Temptation Resort Experience
Guest Comments from Temptation Cruise 2020
- WHAT WAS ONE MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE YOU HAD ONBOARD?
I loved that Temptation used their own entertainment instead of Royal Caribbean’s. The shows were lifestyle oriented and worth going to for a change! Also, the Red Room Rocked! - WHAT WAS ONE MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE YOU HAD ONBOARD?
Rob Little was great! So was the Dominatrix of Ditties! Also the female piano player (schooner bar) was wonderful. Loved AirOtic! - WHAT WAS ONE MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE YOU HAD ONBOARD
The night time pool deck theme parties were spectacular! - WHAT WAS ONE MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE YOU HAD ONBOARD?
The Sexual Hypnosis class with Lynn was one of the best seminars we have ever been to. My wife didn’t want to tell anyone but she actually had an orgasm during the hypnosis (without me touching her!) OMG we couldn’t believe it! - WHAT WAS ONE MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE YOU HAD ONBOARD
Hands down, the Rob Little comedy show. Actually both of his shows. We almost died laughing. Literally! Well, not Literally, but you know what we mean.Here’s a third delightful memory : The wedding in the Schooner. That was touching to watch in a random experience sort of way. - WHAT WAS ONE MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE YOU HAD ONBOARD
Meeting new people! We made amazing connections and tons of new friends. We booked our cabins side by side for next year already!
