Couples Cruise Los Angeles
Book NowCouples Cruise Los Angeles – Facts at a Glance
October 3-7, 2017
1197 Cabins
- Los Angeles, Ensenada + Sexy Sea Days
- Couples Only, Clothing Optional, Full Ship Charter
- This cruise is good fit for: Newbies, Open Minded Adventurous Couples, Swingers, Kinksters.
- Average age 35-65
- Guests Under 45 – approximately 15% or 350 passengers
- To View Prices Click ‘book now’
Couples Cruise Los Angeles
The Perfect Playroom
Couples Cruise playrooms can expand your sexual horizons. Some people are intimidated by any playroom and are unsure about checking them out, so on the 1st night, we always have an hour long preview where you can tour the playrooms, ask questions and see what they are all about before anyone is actually using them.
Sexy Education
Couples Cruise Los Angeles will have a full lineup of sexy education. From Tantra, to introductory BDSM classes, oral sex and spiriting seminars. These classes can expand your horizon and make your sex life more fun!
Couples Cruise Los Angeles Itinerary
| Date | Port of Call | Arrival | Departure |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 3, Tuesday | Los Angeles, California, USA | – | 05:00pm |
| Oct 4, Wednesday | Sea Day | – | – |
| Oct 5, Thursday | Ensenada, Mexico | 8:00am | 6:00pm |
| Oct 6, Friday | Sea Day | – | – |
| Oct 7, Saturday | Los Angeles, California, USA | 07:00am | – |
Themes Parties on Couples Cruise Los Angeles
Day 1
Embarkation Theme: Team Jerseys
Dinner: Casual
Theme Party: Tropical Night
As we set out on the high seas, you’ll want to easily find new people to meet. We suggest that you wear team jerseys or other apparel featuring your favorite sports team. This way, you will instantly find people from your hometown, or at least other people that love that town or team too. This makes for a great icebreaker when making new friends as we embark for adult fun and adventure!
For our first night at sea, the theme will be Tropical Night to get this Couples Cruise® party started! Get in the cruise mood by wearing your favorite tropical dress or Hawaiian shirt. From Tommy Bahama to Cuba Vera to linen or tropical prints, you can’t go wrong on this relaxed first night of cruising!
Day 2
Dinner: Formal
Theme Party: PJ Party
The second night at sea will feature our sexy and tantalizing Pajama Party! Ladies, this is your chance to flaunt that sweet and sassy lingerie. And guys, you’re not getting off that easy! We expect to see your jammies, too – so strut those silky boxers or your best briefs. Being sexy is not a requirement; maybe you’re in the mood for some footed pajamas or pajama bottoms featuring your favorite supper hero. You can even choose to have matching couple PJ’s. This is your cruise to express yourself, however you are. While some of you may sleep in the nude, this is a PJ Party so you will need to dress accordingly.
Day 3
Dinner: Dress to Impress
Theme Party: Haunted Ship
It’s October and Halloween is right around the corner, so why not celebrate early with your best costume (there will be a contest!). This is another great time to book a body painter to help you with your costume.
Day 4
Dinner: Dress to Impress
Theme Party: Mardi Gras
This is our signature event and we know how to “Let the Good Times Roll!”. There will be Purple, Gold & Green outfits as well as feather boas, masks, corsets and beads (lots of beads). This is a great night for body painting for those that are in the Mardi Gras spirit (book your appointment early to ensure availability).
A great way to end the cruise with a bang.
Couples Cruise Los Angeles in on NCL Pearl
Extraordinary Dining Options
Sit down to a multicourse meal with a great bottle of wine. Or grab a burger hot off the grill. Go French, Italian, Brazilian, Asian — you name it. With various dining options, your taste buds will always be in for a thrill.
Unforgettable Nightlife
Join the party at the liveliest nightspots on the ship, Bliss Ultra Lounge & Night Club, which features a stylish bar area, swanky lounge seating, and four-lane bowling alley.
World-Class Spa
When you want some “me” time, look no further than Mandara Spa®. Relax with a hot-stone massage, one of over 50 specialty treatments offered. Then splurge on a precious stone of your own in a duty-free, designer boutique. There’s nothing better than a day of indulging.
Special Announcement: Live Playroom DJ
Couples Cruises prides themselves on having the BEST playrooms at sea and they are kicking it up another notch by having a Live DJ for our playrooms that can listen to the room and turn up the intensity as the room starts to peak and slow it down as the room takes a break.
Most playrooms either do not have any music or a poor selection of music. Couples Cruise has always had the sexiest music in their playrooms from a diverse musical selection customized for their Tantra Palaces. With one of the best sensual DJ’s in the US, they are going to bring you to another level.
Couples Cruise LA Entertainment
Legends in Concert: A staple on the Las Vegas strip for more than 30 years, Legends in Concert is known as the pioneer of live tribute shows and has assembled the greatest collection of live tribute artists and celebrity look-alikes in show business. Legends in Concert debuted for the first time at sea in June 2010.
Pure Variety: Pure Variety is a variety show which spans multiple eras and genres including funk, country, and disco starring Samantha and Brian. Samantha & Brian are world class choreographers and Swing dance champions. They are also are directing and starring in the Broadway show Swing!
Couples Cruise LA – Where to Find the Parties
Main Pool (Deck 12): Enjoy slower oldies during the morning hours, ramp up some party music later in the afternoon and then high energy club music before slowing it down for those that need a break before dinner. If you like Electronic Dance Music (EDM), we will have a DJ spinning this late night hours at the Pool.
Spinnaker Lounge (Deck 13): This is the main Nightclub playing club and dance music each night.
Crystal Atrium (Deck 7): This is the Latin Party area with live music and a DJ playing everything from Salsa and Merengue to all Latin genres and sub-formats, with artists such as Pitbull, Romeo Santos, Don Omar and Prince Royce.
Piano Bar (Deck 6): The Magnum’s Champagne & Wine Bar feature a piano that will have Couples Cruise’s very own Jen Porter playing each night. This will be one of the most popular bars on the ship.
There will be other bars and lounges with softer music giving you the opportunity to talk to other couples without having to compete with loud music. We think it’s just as important to have quiet areas on board to socialize in as the loud dance clubs
Additional Policies for Couples Cruise Los Angeles
3RD & 4TH IN CABIN:
– $ 250.00 P/P BASIC CABIN
– $ 375.00 P/P SUITES
– $ 500.00 P/P THE HAVEN
Additional Fees
While all cabin pricing reflects the basic cost per person, there will be an additional fee which will reflect port charges, government taxes, doc fees, gratuities and security fees. These will be as follows.
– $ 275.00 per person for all Staterooms
– $ 310.00 per person for all Suites
SINGLE SUPPLEMENT
As this is a COUPLES CRUISE, any person showing up at the port without their partner , shall not be admitted onto the ship and shall not be entitled to any sort of refund.
A SINGLE MALE OR FEMALE SHALL BE ALLOWED ON THE SHIP IN A CABIN, IF THEY ARE ACCOMPANIED BY A COUPLE AND STAYING IN THEIR CABIN.
Payment Options for Couples Cruise Los Angeles
Full Payment Pay in full. This gives you the base cost plus Port Charges, Taxes, Document Fees, Gratuities, Administration & Security Fees.
Pay in full with a check and Save 5%: All credit card charges costs us 6-9% in merchant fees depending on the type of credit/debit card. If you pay by check, we pass those savings onto you with a 5% discount. Just pay a $500 deposit by credit card and we will discount the entire package when you pay the balance by check. Full payment is due in order to receive the discount.
Payment Plan 1 (3 Installments)
Pay Deposit at Booking
Pay 1/2 of remaining balance on or before Jan 3, 2017
Pay balance in full on or before March 3, 2017
Group Travel Insurance
Because of the non-refundable nature of this cruise we strongly recommend travel insurance. We are providing a group policy for our clients traveling on the Couples Cruise Los Angeles and think everyone should take this option.
| Your total trip cost per person (including taxes) | Insurance Rate |
| $601 – $800 | $44 per person |
| $801 – $1000 | $52 per person |
| $1001 – $1500 | $82 per person |
| $1501 – $2000 | $104 per person |
| $2001 – $2500 | $129 per person |
We recommend travel insurance.
Travel Insurance
Yikes, travel insurance is not a fun topic but a lot of you have asked…
This is about what happens if you are paid, packed and ready to go… and there is a problem.
The biggest 2 reasons people take insurance are:
- Trip Cancellation
- Medical Expenses or Medical Evacuation
Full Ship charters are better than regular cruises in many ways, however the penalties and potential for a loss if you have to cancel is higher. Shortly after final payment most full ship charter cruises become non-refundable. That means if you have to cancel your trip not only do you have that disappointment of a cancelled vacation, but I have to tell you you don’t get your money back.
Our most popular insurance is ‘World Wide Trip Protector’ and provides full coverage when purchased up to 21 days after your vacation purchase.
The best value just to make sure you have coverage is ‘Trip Protector Lite Expanded.’
We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance
Note: this link opens a window for Travel Insured – if you have questions pleases phone our office for assistance.
Please consider purchasing Travel Insurance
Since everyone pretty much likes me right now and I’d like it to stay that way, please consider purchasing travel insurance. Or at least don’t say I didn’t warn you if there is a problem.
Other coverages that take the worry out of travel:
- Trip Interruption – Return air only
- Trip Delay & Missed Connection coverage
- Baggage Loss or Delay
- Cancel for Work Reasons Options available on select policies
We strongly recommend purchasing travel insurance for your upcoming cruise. There are hundreds of circumstances that could cause you to cancel your trip, return home early or force you to seek emergency medical treatment while traveling. Travel insurance offers coverage for unforeseen problems such as, an unexpected financial change or scheduling conflict, a cancelled flight or a serious illness. You even have the option where you can cancel for any reason. We recommend Travel Insured – Get a quote and buy insurance
Naughty in LA
Naughty in LA 2017 September 29 – October 2, 2017
For Complete Naughty in LA details and pricing click here
Couples Cruise is bringing the same energy as their “Naughty in Nawlins” event. This is a 3 or 4 night pre-cruise hotel takeover, Naughty in LA! Arrive Friday or Saturday and get ready for a great week when you combine this with the Couples Cruise LA Cruise!
Couples Cruise is going to get Naughty in L.A. for the 1st time. O.K., it’s not our 1st time getting Naughty in Los Angeles, but it is the 1st time we are putting on one of our “Naughty” events in Los Angeles and we are going to do it up right.
They are putting this event directly in front of the October Couples Cruise so they e can offer couples a full, seven day schedule between the Naughty in L.A. and the Couples Cruise.
If you book now (limited time only) anyone booked on our West Coast Couples Cruise will get $200 Off the convention package! Not booked yet? Book the cruise and put your cabin number into the promo code and save.
The Garland Hotel
The Garland Hotel is a retro-chic Hollywood boutique hotel, the perfect venue for our 1st Naughty in L.A. event. Spread over 7 beautiful acres, the hotel has great style that harkens you back to Hollywood’s golden days.
There are two steps to booking Naughty in LA
First you book your convention package, then you book the hotel room. Here are the prices for the Convention Packages:
- Package A. Friday to Tuesday Convention Package WITH dinner – $699.00 per couple
- Package B. Friday to Tuesday Convention Package NO dinner, – $575.00 per couple
- Package C. Saturday to Tuesday Convention Package WITH dinner – $649.00 per couple
- Package D. Saturday to Tuesday Convention Package NO dinner – $525.00 per couple
- Package E. Monday Night Hollywood Ball only – $100.00 per couple (This package includes night before the cruise dance only)
Packages A thru D include dances, contests, entertainment, seminars and hospitality floor
Room Cost at Naughty in LA
Book Today while there are rooms left! This is a smaller hotel, and there are only so many rooms per room category, so don’t delay, make sure you get the room type you want before they are all gone.
| Deluxe Double Queen Bed | $199 per night |
| Deluxe King Bed | $212 per night |
| Deluxe King Bed – Pool View | $249 per night |
| Premium King Bed | $266 per night |
| Portola Suite | $420 per night |
Bundle your events and save!
Save $200 on full packages, including hotel stay, if you are booked on the L.A. Couples Cruise. Be sure to put your reserved cabin number in the promotion code and pay in full. Hotel stay required for all packages, with the exception of Package E, “Hollywood Ball Only” Packages available for Naughty in LA, 2018:
- Package A. Friday to Tuesday Convention Package WITH dinner – $699.00 per couple. Package Prices includes dances, contests, entertainment, seminars and hospitality floor, includes dinner.
- Package B. Friday to Tuesday Convention Package NO dinner, – $575.00 per couple. Package Prices includes dances, contests, entertainment, seminars and hospitality floor, but does not include dinner.
- Package C. Saturday to Tuesday Convention Package WITH dinner – $649.00 per couple. Package Prices includes dances, contests, entertainment, seminars and hospitality floor, includes dinner.
- Package D. Saturday to Tuesday Convention Package NO dinner – $525.00 per couple. Package Prices includes dances, contests, entertainment, seminars and hospitality floor, but does not include dinner.
- Package E. Monday Night Hollywood Ball only – $100.00 per couple. Package Prices includes night before the cruise dance only
Book Naughty in LA
Why book Couples Cruise Los Angeles
20 Extraordinary Dining Options
Sit down to a multi course meal with a great bottle of wine. Or grab a burger hot off the grill. Go French, Italian, Brazilian, Asian — you name it. With 20 dining options, your taste buds will always be in for a thrill. NCL Pearl always serves on ‘My Time’ dining so they are ready for this type of service when Couples Cruise Los Angeles will be on board.
Online you will find tours of many of the 20 restaurants, start with a 360 Virtual Tour of Le Bistro French Restaurant.
Unforgettable Nightlife
Join the party at the liveliest nightspots on the ship, the theme parties will rock the ship nightly, Bliss Ultra Lounge promises to be the sexiest play room Couples Cruise has seen so far. Bob & Tess announced in Couples Cruise News that the and four-lane bowling alley will indeed be the worlds first Naked Lifestyle Bowling at Sea! Yes we can here the innuendo now! 360 Virtual Tour of Bliss Ultra Lounge
World-Class Spa
When you want some “me” time, look no further than Mandara Spa®. Relax with a hot-stone massage, one of over 50 specialty treatments offered. Then splurge on a precious stone of your own in a duty-free, designer boutique. There’s nothing better than a day of indulging. 360 Tour of South Pacific Spa.
Spectacular Suites and The Haven
The prices on this cruise are the lowest we have seen in 10 years, but these prices will not last. Book early to save.
What Past Guests Have to Say…
We love the friends we have made during a Couples Cruise!
Every time we go back it’s like a reunion, we see friends from all over the world. Couples Cruise Los Angeles will be our 8th one.
For us, it’s about more than just hooking up, it’s about life long friendships and seeing the world with people just like us.
We love Couples Cruise!
We loved the theme parties!
One thing that made it special was that everyone was dressed up beautifully. We felt really special to be included in such an amazing group. There were so many possibilities. Mrs says she never felt sexier.
On Couples Cruise Los Angeles we can’t wait to let our hair down and live out some fantasies.
The first time we booked we weren’t sure if we would fit in. We didn’t want to feel pressured to do anything we weren’t ready for.
Lynn assured us that our boundaries would be respected. And we could enjoy at our own speed. She was right!
We loved every moment of that cruise and cannot wait to get back to Couples Cruise Los Angeles.
Why You Should book with TSC
- TheSwingerCruise.com is the only agency with ALL the cruises.
- TSC Expert Agents provide first hand experience. We have sailed on over 23 Swinger Cruises and will help you find the one that perfectly fits your style.
- Our Signature ‘Get Ready’ program provides all the information you need before you board the ship so you can get the most out of your vacation.
- We create VIP Pre-Crusie authentic emersion events. Board the ship with a whole group of new friends.
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Couples Cruise Los Angeles on NCL Pearl
October 3-7, 2017
Don’t miss this amazing west coast cruise!
Join 1197 fun couples from all over the world.
Imagine sailing in this sensual environment.
Dining on Couples Cruise Los Angeles
One of the best features of this charter is that NCL has “Freestyle Dining”. Most cruise lines have assigned tables and assigned times to eat for every cabin, but NCL allows their passengers to eat where and when they want. It has always been very difficult for our past charters to adopt our “open seating” policies, because their kitchen and wait staff are not used to this concept (causing long lines on some ships).
This is what NCL does and they do it well. We won’t need any training as this is how they serve their passengers year round.
Couples Cruise LA Entertainment
Legends in Concert: A staple on the Las Vegas strip for more than 30 years, Legends in Concert is known as the pioneer of live tribute shows and has assembled the greatest collection of live tribute artists and celebrity look-alikes in show business. Legends in Concert debuted for the first time at sea in June 2010.
Pure Variety: Pure Variety is a variety show which spans multiple eras and genres including funk, country, and disco starring Samantha and Brian. Samantha & Brian are world class choreographers and Swing dance champions. They are also are directing and starring in the Broadway show Swing!
