Sexy Bucket List 2016

sexy bucket list

What’s on my sexy bucket list for 2016? I have a new year tradition that has nothing to do with partying all night or or drinking myself silly. I know... Weird, right? The shorter days, colder weather and slower pace somehow turns my attention inwards, and I take stock of the year I just … [Read more...]

Your Erection: 8 Sex Therapist Inside Secrets

Sex Therapist Inside Secrets

Planning for “The Best Fu@%ing Vacation?” Make sure your penis wants just as much action as you do! Vacations with TheSwingerCruise.com are exciting in ways you may only have dreamed of. Booked on one of our future trips?  You may already be penciling dates into your dance card, looking forward … [Read more...]

Black Friday Cruise Sale 2015

FuckinSale

Special Balcony Bonanza Sale Couples Cruise most popular cabin category - the B2 Balcony cabin is on sale at a 10% discount  Book by November 30, 2016, you can pick one of the best B2’s that are left by booking now and you can save even more (up to 20%!). Here's how: Book now and save 10% (that … [Read more...]

The Secret to Making Consent Hot

Flirting with Consent

Yes?  No? Maybe?  On a ship full of sexy people it's easy to jump right in for a hug, a kiss or a quick fondle. Here is a little lesson based on things I learned in etiquette class blended with protocol from the kink community that can make your interactions on this cruise even hotter. My … [Read more...]

Cruise Critic Best of 2015

Swinger Cruise offers awarded cruise lines for 2015

Some times when I tell people about the cruises we offer they ask, 'Are these takeovers on real cruise lines?' Well not only are the cruises we offer on top cruise lines, The swinger cruise offers Cruise Critic Best of 2015 on all 3 of the cruise lines we work with.  No matter what sort of BEST … [Read more...]

Couples Cruise Sale

Couples Cruise Labor Day Sale

There are some great offers from Couples Cruise if you are ready to book your lifestyle cruise vacation before September 7, 2015.   Couples Cruise Sale - Balconies  MSC Divina April 16-23, 2016St. Martin, San Juan, Bahamas + Sexy Sea Days The longer you wait, the higher the prices go. It … [Read more...]

The Swinger Cruise Brochure 2015-2017

TheSwingerCruise 2015-2016 Brochure

The Swinger Cruise Brochure is here! Looking for something you can really get your hands on? Our virtual brochure is the next best thing.   Would you like to open a full screen version? You can share the brochure with your friends, download it or print a copy. When you see something you like … [Read more...]

Valentines Day Cruise + Roses

Valentine's Day Cruise + Roses

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Couples Cruise Free Balcony Upgrade

Couples Cruise Free Balcony Upgrade

Book a B3 but only pay for a B1 that's a $170 Savings! What's special about a B3 Cabin? The cabin is larger The balcony is larger The price is NOT larger  Details - Choose the yellow colored B3 cabins on Deck 12 or 13.  Write 'Balcony Upgrade' in the comments section of the registration form. … [Read more...]

Bliss 2015 Itinerary Update

Bliss Cruise Itinerary

Bliss 2015 Itinerary Update:  Announced January 14, 2015 by Bliss Cruise for the November 29 sailing on the Celebrity Silhouette. Bliss Management let us know that due to the Jamaican government's new policy toward nudity several planned excursions could be at risk of not happening.  They added … [Read more...]